Signs that you are potty training

• Your 18 month old stands in the middle of the living room screaming "POO-POO!" and you run to her like a bomb is going off.
• You have on hand (at all times) clean cloths and Resolve Pet Odor and Stain Remover. You panic when the bottle is low.
• You have 3 - yes 3 - potty seats. A cute pink one on the floor, one that attaches to the toilet, and a portable for the van.
• You do loads of laundry based loosely on what color the wet panties are.
• If someone removes the potty book from the bathroom, it's grounds for a spanking.
• One of your toddler's favorite things to say is "Bye, Bye, Poo-poo." as she flushes the toilet.
• Your favorite sound is of pee or poop breaking the surface of the water in the toilet, instead of hitting the floor.